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英语话剧剧本 Pygmalion

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英语话剧剧本 Pygmalion   Pygmalion(BygeorgeBernardShaw)
  AcTI
  coventgardenat11.15p.m.Torrentsofheavysummerrain.cabwhistlesblowingfranticallyinalldirections.PedestriansrunningforshelterintothemarketandundertheporticoofSt.Paul"schurch,wheretherearealreadyseveralpeople,amongthemaladyandherdaughterineveningdress.Theyareallpeeringoutgloomilyattherain,exceptonemanwithhisbackturnedtotherest,whoseemswhollypreoccupiedwithanotebookinwhichheiswritingbusily.
  Thechurchclockstrikesthefirstquarter.
  THEDAugHTER
  [inthespacebetweenthecentralpillars,closetotheoneonherleft]I"mgettingchilledtothebone.WhatcanFreddybedoingallthistime?Hesbeengonetwentyminutes.
  THEmoTHER
  [onherdaughter"sright]Notsolong.Butheoughttohavegotusacabbythis.
  ABYSTANDER
  [onthelady"sright]Hewontgetnocabnotuntilhalf-pasteleven,missus,whentheycomebackafterdroppingtheirtheatrefares.
  THEmoTHER
  Butwemusthaveacab.Wecantstandhereuntilhalf-pasteleven.It"stoobad.
  THEBYSTANDER
  Well,itaintmyfault,missus.
  THEDAugHTER
  IfFreddyhadabitofgumption,hewouldhavegotoneatthetheatredoor.
  THEmoTHER
  Whatcouldhehavedone,poorboy?
  THEDAugHTER
  otherpeoplegotcabs.Whycouldnthe?
  FreddyrushesinoutoftherainfromtheSouthamptonStreetside,andcomesbetweenthemclosingadrippingumbrella.Heisayoungmanoftwenty,ineveningdress,verywetaroundtheankles.
  THEDAugHTER
  Well,havntyougotacab?
  FREDDY
  Theresnotonetobehadforloveormoney.
  THEmoTHER
  oh,Freddy,theremustbeone.Youcanthavetried.
  THEDAugHTER
  It"stootiresome.Doyouexpectustogoandgetoneourselves?
  FREDDY
  Itellyoutheyreallengaged.Therainwassosudden:nobodywasprepared;andeverybodyhadtotakeacab.IvebeentocharingcrossonewayandnearlytoLudgatecircustheother;andtheywereallengaged.
  THEmoTHER
  DidyoutryTrafalgarSquare?
  FREDDY
  TherewasntoneatTrafalgarSquare.
  THEDAugHTER
  Didyoutry?
  FREDDY
  ItriedasfarascharingcrossStation.DidyouexpectmetowalktoHammersmith?
  THEDAugHTER
  Youhavnttriedatall.
  THEmoTHER
  Youreallyareveryhelpless,Freddy.goagain;anddontcomebackuntilyouhavefoundacab.
  FREDDY
  Ishallsimplygetsoakedfornothing.
  THEDAugHTER
  Andwhataboutus?Arewetostayhereallnightinthisdraught,withnexttonothingon.Youselfishpig--
  FREDDY
  oh,verywell:I"llgo,I"llgo.[HeopenshisumbrellaanddashesoffStrandwards,butcomesintocollisionwithaflowergirl,whoishurryinginforshelter,knockingherbasketoutofherhands.Ablindingflashoflightning,followedinstantlybyarattlingpealofthunder,orchestratestheincident]. , ,www.ybf100.com
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  Nahthen,Freddy:lookwh"y"gowin,deah.
  FREDDY
  Sorry[herushesoff].
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [pickingupherscatteredflowersandreplacingtheminthebasket]Theresmennersf"yer!Te-oobanchesovoyletstrodintothemad.[Shesitsdownontheplinthofthecolumn,sortingherflowers,onthelady"sright.Sheisnotatallanattractiveperson.Sheisperhapseighteen,perhapstwenty,hardlyolder.ShewearsalittlesailorhatofblackstrawthathaslongbeenexposedtothedustandsootofLondonandhasseldomifeverbeenbrushed.Herhairneedswashingratherbadly:itsmousycolorcanhardlybenatural.Shewearsashoddyblackcoatthatreachesnearlytoherkneesandisshapedtoherwaist.Shehasabrownskirtwithacoarseapron.Herbootsaremuchtheworseforwear.Sheisnodoubtascleanasshecanaffordtobe;butcomparedtotheladiessheisverydirty.Herfeaturesarenoworsethantheirs;buttheirconditionleavessomethingtobedesired;andsheneedstheservicesofadentist].
  THEmoTHER
  Howdoyouknowthatmyson"snameisFreddy,pray?
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  ow,eezye-ooasan,ise?Wal,fewddany"de-ootybawmzamathershould,eednowbetterntospawlaporegel"sflahrznthanranawyathahtpyin.Willye-oopymef"them?[Here,withapologies,thisdesperateattempttorepresentherdialectwithoutaphoneticalphabetmustbeabandonedasunintelligibleoutsideLondon.]
  THEDAugHTER
  Donothingofthesort,mother.Theidea!
  THEmoTHER
  Pleaseallowme,clara.Haveyouanypennies?
  THEDAugHTER
  No.I"venothingsmallerthansixpence.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [hopefully]Icangiveyouchangeforatanner,kindlady.
  THEmoTHER
  [toclara]giveittome.[clarapartsreluctantly].Now[tothegirl]Thisisforyourflowers.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  Thankyoukindly,lady.
  THEDAugHTER
  makehergiveyouthechange.Thesethingsareonlyapennyabunch.
  THEmoTHER
  Doholdyourtongue,clara.[Tothegirl].Youcankeepthechange.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  oh,thankyou,lady.
  THEmoTHER
  Nowtellmehowyouknowthatyounggentleman"sname.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  Ididnt.
  THEmoTHER
  Iheardyoucallhimbyit.Donttrytodeceiveme.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [protesting]Whostryingtodeceiveyou?IcalledhimFreddyorcharliesameasyoumightyourselfifyouwastalkingtoastrangerandwishedtobepleasant.[Shesitsdownbesideherbasket].
  THEDAugHTER
  Sixpencethrownaway!Really,mamma,youmighthavesparedFreddythat.[Sheretreatsindisgustbehindthepillar].
  Anelderlygentlemanoftheamiablemilitarytyperushesintoshelter,andclosesadrippingumbrella.HeisinthesameplightasFreddy,verywetabouttheankles.Heisineveningdress,withalightovercoat.Hetakestheplaceleftvacantbythedaughter"sretirement.
  THEgENTLEmAN
  Phew!
  THEmoTHER
  [tothegentleman]oh,sir,isthereanysignofitsstopping? , ,www.ybf100.com
  THEgENTLEmAN
  I"mafraidnot.Itstartedworsethaneverabouttwominutesago.[Hegoestotheplinthbesidetheflowergirl;putsuphisfootonit;andstoopstoturndownhistrouserends].
  THEmoTHER
  oh,dear![Sheretiressadlyandjoinsherdaughter].
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [takingadvantageofthemilitarygentleman"sproximitytoestablishfriendlyrelationswithhim].Ifit"sworseit"sasignit"snearlyover.Socheerup,captain;andbuyafloweroffapoorgirl.
  THEgENTLEmAN
  I"msorry,Ihavntanychange.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  Icangiveyouchange,captain.
  THEgENTLEmEN
  Forasovereign?Ivenothingless.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  garn!ohdobuyafloweroffme,captain.Icanchangehalf-a-crown.Takethisfortuppence.
  THEgENTLEmAN
  Nowdontbetroublesome:theresagoodgirl.[Tryinghispockets]Ireallyhavntanychange--Stop:heresthreehapence,ifthatsanyusetoyou[heretreatstotheotherpillar].
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [disappointed,butthinkingthreehalfpencebetterthannothing]Thankyou,sir.
  THEBYSTANDER
  [tothegirl]Youbecareful:givehimaflowerforit.Theresablokeherebehindtakingdowneveryblessedwordyouresaying.[Allturntothemanwhoistakingnotes].
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [springingupterrified]Iaintdonenothingwrongbyspeakingtothegentleman.IvearighttosellflowersifIkeepoffthekerb.[Hysterically]I"marespectablegirl:sohelpme,Ineverspoketohimexcepttoaskhimtobuyafloweroffme.[generalhubbub,mostlysympathetictotheflowergirl,butdeprecatingherexcessivesensibility.criesofDontstarthollerin.Whoshurtingyou?Nobody"sgoingtotouchyou.Whatsthegoodoffussing?Steadyon.Easy,easy,etc.,comefromtheelderlystaidspectators,whopathercomfortingly.Lesspatientonesbidhershutherhead,oraskherroughlywhatiswrongwithher.Aremotergroup,notknowingwhatthematteris,crowdinandincreasethenoisewithquestionandanswer:Whatstherow?Whatshedo?Whereishe?Atectakingherdown.What!him?Yes:himoverthere:Tookmoneyoffthegentleman,etc.Theflowergirl,distraughtandmobbed,breaksthroughthemtothegentleman,cryingwildly]oh,sir,dontlethimchargeme.Youdunnowhatitmeanstome.Theylltakeawaymycharacteranddrivemeonthestreetsforspeakingtogentlemen.They--
  THENoTETAKER
  [comingforwardonherright,therestcrowdingafterhim]There,there,there,there!whoshurtingyou,yousillygirl?Whatdoyoutakemefor?
  THEBYSTANDER
  It"sallright:hesagentleman:lookathisboots.[Explainingtothenotetaker]Shethoughtyouwasacopper"snark,sir.
  THENoTETAKER
  [withquickinterest]Whatsacopper"snark?
  THEBYSTANDER
  [inaptatdefinition]It"sa--well,it"sacopper"snark,asyoumightsay.Whatelsewouldyoucallit?Asortofinformer.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [stillhysterical]ItakemyBibleoathIneversaidaword--
  THENoTETAKER
  [overbearingbutgood-humored]oh,shutup,shutup.DoIlooklikeapoliceman? , ,www.ybf100.com
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [farfromreassured]Thenwhatdidyoutakedownmywordsfor?HowdoIknowwhetheryoutookmedownright?Youjustshewmewhatyouvewroteaboutme.[Thenotetakeropenshisbookandholdsitsteadilyunderhernose,thoughthepressureofthemobtryingtoreaditoverhisshoulderswouldupsetaweakerman].Whatsthat?Thataintproperwriting.Icantreadthat.
  THENoTETAKER
  Ican.[Reads,reproducingherpronunciationexactly]"cheerap,Keptin;n"bawyaflahrorfaporegel."
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [muchdistressed]It"sbecauseIcalledhimcaptain.Imeantnoharm.[Tothegentleman]oh,sir,dontlethimlayachargeagenmeforawordlikethat.You--
  THEgENTLEmAN
  charge!Imakenocharge.[Tothenotetaker]Really,sir,ifyouareadetective,youneednotbeginprotectingmeagainstmolestationbyyoungwomenuntilIaskyou.Anybodycouldseethatthegirlmeantnoharm.
  THEBYSTANDERSgENERALLY
  [demonstratingagainstpoliceespionage]coursetheycould.Whatbusinessisitofyours?Youmindyourownaffairs.Hewantspromotion,hedoes.Takingdownpeople"swords!girlneversaidawordtohim.Whatharmifshedid?Nicethingagirlcantshelterfromtherainwithoutbeinginsulted,etc.,etc.,etc.[Sheisconductedbythemoresympatheticdemonstratorsbacktoherplinth,wheresheresumesherseatandstruggleswithheremotion.]
  THEBYSTANDER
  Heaintatec.Hesabloomingbusybody:thatswhatheis.Itellyou,lookathisboots.
  THENoTETAKER
  [turningonhimgenially]AndhowareallyourpeopledownatSelsey?
  THEBYSTANDER
  [suspiciously]WhotoldyoumypeoplecomefromSelsey?
  THENoTETAKER
  Neveryoumind.Theydid.[Tothegirl]Howdoyoucometobeupsofareast?YouwereborninLissongrove.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [appalled]oh,whatharmisthereinmyleavingLissongrove?Itwasntfitforapigtolivein;andIhadtopayfour-and-sixaweek.[Intears]oh,boo--hoo--oo--
  THENoTETAKER
  Livewhereyoulike;butstopthatnoise.
  THEgENTLEmAN
  [tothegirl]come,come!hecanttouchyou:youhavearighttolivewhereyouplease.
  ASARcASTIcBYSTANDER
  [thrustinghimselfbetweenthenotetakerandthegentleman]ParkLane,forinstance.IdliketogointotheHousingQuestionwithyou,Iwould.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [subsidingintoabroodingmelancholyoverherbasket,andtalkingverylow-spiritedlytoherself]I"magoodgirl,Iam.
  THESARcASTIcBYSTANDER
  [notattendingtoher]DoyouknowwhereIcomefrom?
  THENoTETAKER
  [promptly]Hoxton.
  Titterings.Popularinterestinthenotetaker"sperformanceincreases.
  THESARcASTIcoNE
  [amazed]Well,whosaidIdidnt?Blyme!Youknoweverything,youdo.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [stillnursinghersenseofinjury]Aintnocalltomeddlewithme,heaint.
  THEBYSTANDER
  [toher]ofcourseheaint.Dontyoustanditfromhim.[Tothenotetaker]Seehere:whatcallhaveyoutoknowaboutpeoplewhatneverofferedtomeddlewithyou?Wheresyourwarrant? , ,www.ybf100.com
  SEVERALBYSTANDERS
  [encouragedbythisseemingpointoflaw]Yes:wheresyourwarrant?
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  Lethimsaywhathelikes.Idontwanttohavenotruckwithhim.
  THEBYSTANDER
  Youtakeusfordirtunderyourfeet,dontyou?catchyoutakinglibertieswithagentleman!
  THESARcASTIcBYSTANDER
  Yes:tellhimwherehecomefromifyouwanttogofortune-telling.
  THENoTETAKER
  cheltenham,Harrow,cambridge,andIndia.
  THEgENTLEmAN
  Quiteright.[greatlaughter.Reactioninthenotetaker"sfavor.ExclamationsofHeknowsallaboutit.Toldhimproper.Hearhimtellthetoffwherehecomefrom?etc.].mayIask,sir,doyoudothisforyourlivingatamusichall?
  THENoTETAKER
  Ivethoughtofthat.PerhapsIshallsomeday.
  Therainhasstopped;andthepersonsontheoutsideofthecrowdbegintodropoff.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [resentingthereaction]Hesnogentleman,heaint,tointerferewithapoorgirl.
  THEDAugHTER
  [outofpatience,pushingherwayrudelytothefrontanddisplacingthegentleman,whopolitelyretirestotheothersideofthepillar]WhatonearthisFreddydoing?IshallgetpneumoniaifIstayinthisdraughtanylonger.
  THENoTETAKER
  [tohimself,hastilymakinganoteofherpronunciationof"monia"]Earlscourt.
  THEDAugHTER
  [violently]Willyoupleasekeepyourimpertinentremarkstoyourself?
  THENoTETAKER
  DidIsaythatoutloud?Ididntmeanto.Ibegyourpardon.Yourmother"sEpsom,unmistakeably.
  THEmoTHER
  [advancingbetweenherdaughterandthenotetaker]Howverycurious!IwasbroughtupinLargeladyPark,nearEpsom.
  THENoTETAKER
  [uproariouslyamused]Ha!ha!Whatadevilofaname!Excuseme.[Tothedaughter]Youwantacab,doyou?
  THEDAugHTER
  Dontdarespeaktome.
  THEmoTHER
  oh,please,pleaseclara.[Herdaughterrepudiatesherwithanangryshrugandretireshaughtily.]Weshouldbesogratefultoyou,sir,ifyoufoundusacab.[Thenotetakerproducesawhistle].oh,thankyou.[Shejoinsherdaughter].
  Thenotetakerblowsapiercingblast.
  THESARcASTIcBYSTANDER
  There!Iknowedhewasaplain-clothescopper.
  THEBYSTANDER
  Thataintapolicewhistle:thatsasportingwhistle.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [stillpreoccupiedwithherwoundedfeelings]Hesnorighttotakeawaymycharacter.mycharacteristhesametomeasanylady"s.
  THENoTETAKER
  Idontknowwhetheryouvenoticedit;buttherainstoppedabouttwominutesago.
  THEBYSTANDER
  Soithas.Whydidntyousaysobefore?anduslosingourtimelisteningtoyoursilliness.[HewalksofftowardstheStrand].
  THESARcASTIcBYSTANDER
  Icantellwhereyoucomefrom.YoucomefromAnwell.gobackthere.
  THENoTETAKER
  [helpfully]Hanwell.
  THESARcASTIcBYSTANDER , ,www.ybf100.com
  [affectinggreatdistinctionofspeech]Thenkyou,teacher.Hawhaw!Solong[hetoucheshishatwithmockrespectandstrollsoff].
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  Frighteningpeoplelikethat!Howwouldhelikeithimself.
  THEmoTHER
  It"squitefinenow,clara.Wecanwalktoamotorbus.come.[ShegathersherskirtsaboveheranklesandhurriesofftowardstheStrand].
  THEDAugHTER
  Butthecab--[hermotherisoutofhearing].oh,howtiresome![Shefollowsangrily].
  Alltheresthavegoneexceptthenotetaker,thegentleman,andtheflowergirl,whositsarrangingherbasket,andstillpityingherselfinmurmurs.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  Poorgirl!Hardenoughforhertolivewithoutbeingworritedandchivied.
  THEgENTLEmAN
  [returningtohisformerplaceonthenotetaker"sleft]Howdoyoudoit,ifImayask?
  THENoTETAKER
  Simplyphonetics.Thescienceofspeech.Thatsmyprofession:alsomyhobby.Happyisthemanwhocanmakealivingbyhishobby!YoucanspotanIrishmanoraYorkshiremanbyhisbrogue.Icanplaceanymanwithinsixmiles.IcanplacehimwithintwomilesinLondon.Sometimeswithintwostreets.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  oughttobeashamedofhimself,unmanlycoward!
  THEgENTLEmAN
  Butistherealivinginthat?
  THENoTETAKER
  ohyes.Quiteafatone.Thisisanageofupstarts.menbegininKentishTownwith?0ayear,andendinParkLanewithahundredthousand.TheywanttodropKentishTown;buttheygivethemselvesawayeverytimetheyopentheirmouths.NowIcanteachthem--
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  Lethimmindhisownbusinessandleaveapoorgirl--
  THENoTETAKER
  [explosively]Woman:ceasethisdetestableboohooinginstantly;orelseseektheshelterofsomeotherplaceofworship.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [withfeebledefiance]IvearighttobehereifIlike,sameasyou.
  THENoTETAKER
  Awomanwhoutterssuchdepressinganddisgustingsoundshasnorighttobeanywhere--norighttolive.Rememberthatyouareahumanbeingwithasoulandtheinegiftofarticulatespeech:thatyournativelanguageisthelanguageofShakespearandmiltonandTheBible;anddontsittherecrooninglikeabiliouspigeon.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [quiteoverwhelmed,andlookingupathiminmingledwonderanddeprecationwithoutdaringtoraiseherhead]Ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-ow-oo!
  THENoTETAKER
  [whippingouthisbook]Heavens!whatasound![Hewrites;thenholdsoutthebookandreads,reproducinghervowelsexactly]Ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-ow-oo!
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [tickledbytheperformance,andlaughinginspiteofherself]garn!
  THENoTETAKER
  YouseethiscreaturewithherkerbstoneEnglish:theEnglishthatwillkeepherintheguttertotheendofherdays.Well,sir,inthreemonthsIcouldpassthatgirloffasaduchessatanambassador"sgardenparty.Icouldevengetheraplaceaslady"smaidorshopassistant,whichrequiresbetterEnglish.ThatsthesortofthingIdoforcommercialmillionaires.AndontheprofitsofitIdogenuinescientificworkinphonetics,andalittleasapoetonmiltoniclines. , ,www.ybf100.com
  THEgENTLEmAN
  IammyselfastudentofIndiandialects;and--
  THENoTETAKER
  [eagerly]Areyou?DoyouknowcolonelPickering,theauthorofSpokenSanscrit?
  THEgENTLEmAN
  IamcolonelPickering.Whoareyou?
  THENoTETAKER
  HenryHiggins,authorofHiggins"suniversalAlphabet.
  PIcKERINg
  [withenthusiasm]IcamefromIndiatomeetyou.
  HIggINS
  IwasgoingtoIndiatomeetyou.
  PIcKERINg
  Wheredoyoulive?
  HIggINS
  27AWimpoleStreet.comeandseemetomorrow.
  PIcKERINg
  I"matthecarlton.comewithmenowandletshaveajawoversomesupper.
  HIggINS
  Rightyouare.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [toPickering,ashepassesher]Buyaflower,kindgentleman.I"mshortformylodging.
  PIcKERINg
  Ireallyhavntanychange.I"msorry[hegoesaway].
  HIggINS
  [shockedatgirl"smendacity]Liar.Yousaidyoucouldchangehalf-a-crown.
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [risingindesperation]Yououghttobestuffedwithnails,youought.[Flingingthebasketathisfeet]Takethewholebloomingbasketforsixpence.
  Thechurchclockstrikesthesecondquarter.
  HIggINS
  [hearinginitthevoiceofgod,rebukinghimforhisPharisaicwantofcharitytothepoorgirl]Areminder.[Heraiseshishatsolemnly;thenthrowsahandfulofmoneyintothebasketandfollowsPickering].
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [pickingupahalf-crown]Ah-ow-ooh![Pickingupacoupleofflorins]Aaah-ow-ooh![Pickingupseveralcoins]Aaaaaah-ow-ooh![Pickingupahalf-sovereign]Aaaaaaaaaaaah-ow-ooh!!!
  FREDDY
  [springingoutofataxicab]gotoneatlast.Hallo![Tothegirl]Wherearethetwoladiesthatwerehere?
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  Theywalkedtothebuswhentherainstopped.
  FREDDY
  Andleftmewithacabonmyhands.Damnation!
  THEFLoWERgIRL
  [withgrandeur]Neveryoumind,youngman.I"mgoinghomeinataxi.[Shesailsofftothecab.Thedriverputshishandbehindhimandholdsthedoorfirmlyshutagainsther.Quiteunderstandinghismistrust,sheshewshimherhandfulofmoney.]Eightpenceaintnoobjecttome,charlie.[Hegrinsandopensthedoor].Angelcourt,DruryLane,roundthecornerofmicklejohn"soilshop.Letsseehowfastyoucanmakeherhopit.[Shegetsinandpullsthedoortowithaslamasthetaxicabstarts].
  FREDDY
  Well,I"mdashed!
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